CALLING ALL UNITS: Be on the lookout for  Shadowy Woman in a Shadowy Cat Bar I woke up in a dark underground bar surrounded by drunk...

Last week I experienced a startling big bang on the constellation known as my Ass - the appearance of a new spongy planet, which I have affe...

   It's not often I see two people in love – I mean sparking and crackling with love, the kind where even if an army of biting re...