I've been lying to you. I'm ashamed of myself. But you'll forgive me when you find out why - I hope. It also explains why my ...

LOOK Who'S Back! Bwahahaha! It's our friend, Freakish Yellow Skirt  (FYS). Hurrah! Such a jet-setter she is, having stopped in Ne...

Why am I smiling? Because I finally mastered how to fake it - even in public with a tripod and people watching. But, really, why ?  I s...