Another sponsored post written in 100% Mel-o-vision. Today I feature alluuuuring, not-quite-lurid, languid bedroom attire as corporat...

A furry blue meatball with feet, on the warming plate , that's what I look like. This is another photo from the night I went to hear ph...

This is a sponsored post - don't faint! But believe me, the opinions expressed, as you'll see, are 100% Mel. My lipstick is ge...