Saturday, 6 October 2012

Did shomeone schay birthday party?

Key party? It IS a key party, ishn't it? Woops, that was last week...
Happy Birthday fabuluss Scheila!! at ee-feh, ee-feh, ephemera.


Darn it, my little pom pom came off. (hiccup) Hash anyone scheen my pom pom?... Hey you! Have you scheen my...

Actually, that's schparkling apple grape juice. It doesn't take much to shet me off. Miz Bagg helped me schtyle this outfit. Can you tell? Takenzeepiss (hiccup) was the photographer.

I haven't worn this outfit before because it's broken, schtill is, but I, sssshhhh, dipped into the juice before getting ready and thought I was putting on my long black satin gow, gow, goooown. That's a hard word. Upon closer inschpection, hmm, I see that this outfit has schades of grey in it... What haaaappened?

Where's my keys? Have you scheen my keys? Who has my keys...?

Details of the outfit
  • thrifted fabulous linen maxi with matching top, broken zipper on skirt and missing pom poms
  • Michael Kors platform sandals
  • sparkling juice, Safeway
  • idiocy, me on the rocks
Happy Birthday, Sheila! I hope you had fun at your party. Here's to another year of looking fabulous each and every day!


41 comments:

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  2. Like your expression here!
    The skirt is nice too!!

    Thank you for your compliment about my poetry,
    I'm not even sure if that could be called a poetry :D

    So you know a bit about Teresa Teng?

    http://bendabenda.blogspot.ca

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  3. I couldn´t think of a better outfit for Sheila´s party link.
    You are a genius, and I want your platforms, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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  4. You look fab, broken zipper and all, and in all your sparkling juice intoxication glory! I hope you can get that zipper fixed as the outfit IS perfect for parties and cocktails. xoxo

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  5. Party time! And you are perfectly dressed, Melanie, despite the broken zip and the odd pom pom gone astray...
    What an amazing two piece, beautiful colours.
    Now - taxi for the crazy lady, it's time she went home! xxxx

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  6. Ah what a way to start the day! You are fabulous, and should be invited to every party in the hemisphere. Love the lips.

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  7. Oh thank you for putting a smile on my face first thing this morning. I'm off to hit the grape juice now...

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  8. ball fringe and drinks? Yes, please!

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  9. How dare you start the party without me! And just look at yourself, half in the bag already, with that demon grape juice. I wag my judgmental finger at you, MOST disapprovingly. ;)

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  10. I'm dying to see you swish around and make those little balls dance on your body. You are a party all by yourself! I'd rather see this than eat cake!

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  11. This is fantastic! I love the crazed expression in your eyes and your beautiful dress xxx

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  12. I think you better let me drive you home! Somebody's had waaaay too much sparkling apple cider.
    You look fab party girl!

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  13. You look like I did most of the weekend! That outfit is glorious, I love the pompom trim and the Robert Smith-inspired lipstick! xxx
    PS happy Birthday in advance to Sheila!

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  14. You are your own party!! Thanks for the guffaw on a Sunday afternoon, I love when you let your inner "crazy lady" out for a visit ;)

    Gorgeous colours in the top and skirt - love it, with or without all its pompoms.

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  15. oh Melanie. How did I ever get so lucky as to find you??? Cheers!
    Connie*

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  16. You've just illustrated my whole weekend!

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  17. I love the pompoms--missing ones and all. And it must have taken hours to get the lipstick just right.

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  18. Ouch. That's me. Yup. Shtill swilling the vino. But we are fabulous, right?!! Shtylish and oh so....oh so...oh, oh hell...where'sh my keys...I need to go home...zzzz zzzzz, huh? FABULOUS!!!!!! You an' me :-)

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  19. Eee, your sweet face and dingle balls!!! You are my kind of party gal, and your turquoise stripes pick up your eyes like nobody's business. That is a stupendous ensemble, and you are tremendous!

    (except for the key thing! that's not what I meant!)

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  20. You look dazzling, dearie. Perhaps you can continue to pull off every other pompom so it all looks purposeful? Plus who needs a zip when you want to hurriedly slip into something more comfortable as the world turns...

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  21. hahaha! You look lovely and I love it how you made this birthday post. I don't know Sheila but I've clicked the link :)

    Lyosha
    Inside and Outside Blog

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  22. Creo en el momento en el que se unen un vestido feliz, una sonrisa igual de feliz, una bebida con burbujas y un cumpleaños para reir, un plan especial, besos ana.

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  23. My cheeks hurt.I love you.Enough!!
    I FELT like this all weekend!!!XXXXXX

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  24. BEST PHOTO EVER!!! Oh fark - you look absolutely amazing - the outfit is exquisite and your expression priceless. Love love love love love love this. You rock. Sarah xxx

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  25. Wow, you got photographed by Takenzeepiss, the hottest fashion photographer on the planet. I am insanely jealous. He's so talented and in demand and demanding. There's always a sense of urgency to his work. (hehehehehehehehe, falls outta chair giggling, didn't even need no apple juice hehehehehehhehehe)

    Poms poms are slippery li'l suckers. It's best to ignore them and keep on going like they're all there. And of course, like you're all there as well ;)

    Are we SURE we can't get us all together for a real-time party? :D

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  26. Oh gawwwwwwwd how do you look so feckin' gorge ALL. THE. TIME?????? I have your pom-pom, you'll have to chase me to get it back hahaaaaaa!!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoox

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  27. At first the colors had me and then came the pom poms, BLISS! Cheers to dressing up just cuz!
    xoox

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  28. Happy birthday, Sheila! Hahahaha! Dangerous glass of anniversary! I love the pom pom look, the color, the design... Long live the Sun!
    www.clubmujeresreales.blogspot.com

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  29. You're so hilarious. LOVE this photo. I hope to meet you some day in person so we can get our drink on.

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  30. I missed a few posts! sorrrrrryyyyyy! you are such a treat, how come i miss your posts! Bad, bad Ariane
    You totally surprised me with that post, your expression, you hair the lipstick all over your face, the booze and what about that dress OMG! girl! forget the missing pompoms this ensemble is stunning!

    Love your pendant with la sauterelle or is another kind of bug anyway it is so cool!

    And the tutu! there are no words;)

    Ariane xxx

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  31. Fabulous outfit! And great post - getting me in the mood for some... lemon Grape Juice!

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  32. That dress worth to be worn even if it falls into pieces!!It's the best birthday card a friend could have, your smile and the Jocker-esque lipstick are priceless...brilliant!! Bravo!!!
    xxxx

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  33. Crack up! Like your lip liner, so unusual... I didn't notice those pom poms were missing until you pointed it out. :-)

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  34. you have the most hilarious posts..I like the outfit, the colors are fab & they look wonderful on you!

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  35. This sure brightened up my lunch break as I get ready to go through the other half of my work day :) Now I'll be doing it with a smile!

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  36. You pull off looks like this so well. You look amazing.

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  37. jajajajajajaja this is my favorite photo of you jajaja sooooo funny, and the drees amazing...

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