Saturday, 15 December 2012

VOGOFF December 2012 issue


Here it is: the VOGOFF December 2012 issue. This is what I have been busy doing during my spare time. Miz Bagg was a taskmaster. I hope you like it - I certainly enjoyed putting it together. My thanks to all the wonderful people who contributed to this issue. Mwah!! Maybe YOU will be in the next one...? Click below to read it in pdf format.
VOGOFF December 2012

35 comments:

  1. BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE - PLEASE BURY ME WITH A COPY OF THIS EXQUISITENESS!

    I cannot pick a favourite! Miz Bagg is stunning as always and Miz Totes is AMAZING!. Your covergirl is fucking spectacular! Clementine, the domestic goddess, is quite sublime and inspirational - I LOVE her catch phrase! The centrefold is obviously a total slut. Diavola is amazing - does she give rockstar lessons? Mademoiselle Vix has long been my favourite jewellery designer - I have been saving up for a Bastard Jewellery piece since I began work in 1984! The incredible recipe from Miss Muffie is AMAZING - I shall try it STAT!

    Vogoff is my FAVOURITE MAGAZINE EVER!!!

    Your number one fan, Sugarplum Hairyarse McFairypants

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  2. Oh. My. God. ARSE! ARSE! ARSE! The slutty centrefold has an ARSE to die for! My arse-squeezing fingers are twitching maniacally over the keyboard!! Thank you Clementine, I have always wondered if it was normal to fellate between courses and you've inspired me to continue the trend. That's some FECKING BAAASATARD JEWELLERY from Ms Vix - how the hell did you get an interview with the Goddess??? Diavola is right at home in a bathroom stall - damn you woman, how you look so fucking gorgeous at 4am? xoxoxoxoxooxoxox

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  3. Fantastic Melanie and all the contributors! What an amazing job you all did. I need to think of something to contribute for the next magazine, but how can I ever produce something of this quality?

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  4. This is perfect. All my favorite bloggers. Love this and what a fab job.

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  5. I can't decide between falling off my chair laughing, perving most deliciously at the beauty on display, marvelling at the creativity and ingenuity, or gasping at all the work you have put in, under the stern editorial guidance of Miz Bagg, of course!
    I cannot CANNOT pick favourites cos I bloody love it ALL! You are a fucking genius, Melanie, that's my erudite conclusion, and I wait eagerly for the next edition!
    I need a lie down now, in a darkened room, while I listen to my brain wang.
    Love you, you crazy alien chick! xxxxxxxx

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  6. VOGOFF is my favorite magazine!!! I was thrilled when I saw the title in my blogroll!!
    Thank you dear director in chief and to all the exotic contributors that make this experience even more epical !! I love you all!!!!
    xxxxx

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  7. Oscar-worthy!! Loved every bit of it and I will subscribe for life. What a grand bunch of contributors.

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  8. This is over the top as it should be with all this fabulous women. I really love all these photos of these beautiful, funky inspiring women, who don't have any fucks to give! You obviously put a lot of time into this. Your commentary is both witty and clever. I would like a lifetime subscription please!

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  9. Oh, tremendously stupendous!!!! Wonderful job, everyone! I was captivated from the cover and "superhuge and super demanding" right though to the delectable recipe feature, which I was thrilled to discover as I had been agonizing over just the proper thing to bring to all the holiday potlucks. Thank you, VOGOFF Magazine!

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  10. Just fabulous, Melanie, congratulations to you and your bevy of beautiful bloggers! So well done. Xoxo

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  11. This is so awesome, my mom is hilarious! Your awesome Melanie can`t wait to meet up someday for coffee ;)

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  12. (licking my fingers) I ate up every little bit like a maple covered bacon donut...so very bad for me...and so delightfully delicious!

    Bisous
    Suzanne

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  13. Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.......I can't stand it! It is toooooo wonderful!!!!!!! Simple FAB, Dahling!
    Connie*

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  14. I have come very near to peeing myself with laughter at the brilliance that is this edition of Vogoff Magazine! The only, the best magazine to read! Many congratulations to Miz Bagg and all the fabulous and AMAZING contributors... I'm off to buy myself a copy of Bake. Dust. Fellate.....

    Well done everyone!

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  15. I've been saving this until last and man, was it worth the wait? Melanie, you are an absolute legend, a fricking genius and an inspiration.
    Every feature made me laugh aloud, I can't wait for issue number two! xxx

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  16. This is incredible!!! Everyone in it is beyond fabulous! It's EVERYTHING! I can only imagine all the work that went into it!!

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  17. just what I needed to cheer me up! The ladies look beautiful and it's funny as hell.

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  18. Oh, my gosh, that was feckin' amazing! Well done, everyone! That was so fun!

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  19. Such a beautiful thing....love Desiree--and all others!

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  20. Where do I sign up for a lifetime subscription? Holy Frack Melanie, this is just pure genius. Everyone looks incredible (I think Sarah may need to license her own line of pinup posters...). How can I get involved in this madness?

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  21. Yes, yes, yes! I want to be in the VOGOFF December 2013! It is impressive! These women are goddesses and your imagination, always unique, surprising, marvelous! Merry Christmas!
    www.clubmujeresreales.blogspot.com

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  22. Did you get my email? I'm so useless, I would love to be in the next issue. It truely is the most fabulous magazine ever, I hope to be like Miz Bagg one day. better get my brain wang into gear xxxx

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  23. Oh my god! I'm freaking out for your issue of Vogoff. Hi, I'm karen, and a friend of Sarah's, and I had to stop by and tell you that I think that Vogoff is so brilliant, and witty, and fabulous! You must be a creative genius--seriously! Who wouldn't love to be in your magazine? It's just wonderful. Alas, boring denim and hoody-wearing playground frau's would be a disgrace :(

    Seriously though, this is one of the best things I've seen!

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  24. Oh my oh my, what goodies, one after another, like Christmas or something! That certainly made my day and then some. Yes, please sign me up forever! You all are brilliant! I can't believe all the hard work that went into getting Vogoff off and running. yea. I shall re-read it every night before nodding off. What dreams I'll be having...

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  25. How delightful to have been a part of this. Mizz Totes is clapping her hands (topped with jewelled nails) in delirious glee. Long live VOGOFF and all that is outrageously fun.

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  26. Oh, wow, another glossy fashion rag chock full of photos of unattainable beauty. Sigh. I love it. Vogue is gonna be so steamed when they realize they've been out Vogued. Desiree on the cover? Inspired! She looks super glamorous and more than a little terrifying.

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  27. VOGOFF is an international sensation. Every article is filled with fabulosity. I am an ardent fan and your featured beauties are super stars. Thank you!

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  28. I just love this. I keep coming back for more!

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  29. This is so funny it made me lol!
    I love all of you ladiesss!!!!

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  30. So glad Vix posted a link to this! WOW-SO GREAT, I was so sad when it ended...more, more, more, please! Anna Winter who...you are the Queen Editor and Vogoff is the most amazing magazine ever!:) These are the super models I want to see!!!

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  31. yay just so excited to find this...adding a button and a personal challenge to one day be in it! xxxx

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